Free Health Calculators

HONEST MATH.
UNCOMFORTABLE
TRUTHS.

Most health apps tell you what you want to hear. A flattering estimate. A hopeful date. A number that makes you feel good enough to close the tab and forget it.

BluntCalc tools give you what the math actually says — probability ranges, real risk scores, brutal comparisons. No sugarcoating. No motivation porn. Just data.

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HONEST
SLIM

Realistic Weight Loss Timeline Calculator

Skip the single fake date. HonestSlim runs 5,000 Monte Carlo simulations and shows you a fan chart of actual outcomes — including the ones where you plateau, slip, and crawl back. Because weight loss isn't deterministic.

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INRES
RISK

Insulin Resistance Risk Calculator

One measurement. One uncomfortable truth. Enter your waist and height — get a risk score based on the same metric validated in 300,000+ people. 88% of US adults have some form of metabolic dysfunction. Most have no idea. Do you?

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SMOKE
LOSS

Cigarette Cost Calculator

You've never added it up. A pack a day at $10 for 20 years is $73,000 — enough for a car, a down payment, or a retirement account. SmokelLoss does the math and shows you exactly what your habit cost in real-world terms.

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From the Blog

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Weight Loss · Jun 2026

WHY MOST WEIGHT LOSS CALCULATORS ARE LYING TO YOU

Every app gives you a date. None of them give you a range. Here's why that single number is mathematically dishonest — and what to use instead.

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Metabolic Health · Jun 2026

AM I INSULIN RESISTANT? THE FREE TEST THAT DOESN'T NEED A BLOOD DRAW

88% of US adults have some form of metabolic dysfunction. Most have no idea. Here's a tape-measure test validated in 300,000+ people.

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Smoking · Jun 2026

HOW MUCH HAVE YOU SPENT ON CIGARETTES? THE REAL COST IN CARS AND YEARS

A pack a day at $10 for 20 years is $73,000. Most smokers have never done this math. Here's the number — and what it could have been.

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